Plastic Pundit

That was just for giggles, but you can read the article here.

Chris seemed calm during his court hearing yesterday. The judge scheduled his arraignment for April 6 until then she ordered him to not touch or harm anyone. When asked if Rihanna made a “no-contact order”, her lawyer replied no.

Guess the two are really working on things. Shame Chris got himself into this mess, I hope he learns from this and doesn’t expect his deep pockets to get him out of this terrible and unfortunate situation.

Chris Brown was charged with two felony counts today as more details emerge on the altercation that took place between him and girlfriend Rihanna.  According to court documents, the argument began when Rihanna discovered text messages in Chris’ phone from a woman that he has had past sexual relations with. 

According to the statement filed today:
“Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. (Robyn Rihanna Fenty) as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

 A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’”

Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’” The detective said she then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’

After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’

Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.”

That’s some crazy shit….sorry folks, but Chris Brown needs more than anger management.

Source1, Source 2

Christina Milian surprised fans when she showed up at a game with The Dream and terribly-tacky blonde hair.  Either this is an attempt to gain publicity for her upcoming album or she lost her mind.

Peep the video to see Usher, Michael Brian Cox and some others reaction to this picture as well as their thoughts on the Rihanna and Chris Brown reconciliation.

Source

Other than stepping out to celebrate her 21st birthday last weekend, Robyn “Rihanna” Fenty has kept a pretty low profile since the alleged situation with boyfriend, Chris Brown. Today’s Daily News shows the singer on the beach in Mexico recently.

Source

Love love love this song! And finally the video is here. Tons of big name peeps in the video, Samuel L. Jackson, Ron Howard, Forest Whitaker, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tatyana Ali, Bill Bellamy, Morris Chestnut, Quincy Jones to name a few.

A CNN reporter was covering a story about Northwest Airlines, and it’s pretty apparent she had something else on her mind

Mr. West has been spotted lately with a new chick on his arm in the past few weeks. And it seems that the two have been extra cozy attending shows during NYC’s Fashion Week. The girl is model/video vixen Amber Rose, and word has it that Kanye is really diggin’ her.

Source

The cartoon below by Sean Delonas was in the NY Post this morning.  I sense that something is a little wrong with this? Thoughts??

Source: NY Post

If I had any sense money, I would be packing right now to go to Trinidad for Carnival, but alas, the economy sucks and so does my bank account.  In honor of Carnival, I thought I’d share this KFC commercial. 

Seriously though, don’t you want some KFC right now? They should show more commercials like this in the States.

Big up to Mrs. Obama!  The first lady is featured on the cover of Vogue for March 2009; the second first lady to do so, the first being Hillary Clinton.  Vogue has photographed every first last, except Mrs. Truman, since 1929 but only two have made it to the cover.

Finally! My boo Robin Thicke released a video for Dreamworld (off his album Something Else).  I effing heart this song…it is so relevant, so poignant.

So I saw this video on MTV the other day and I was cracking up, it’s awesome. His name is Asher Roth and he’s a rapper from Pennsylvania. Check it out:

Chris Brown turned himself in tonight after being wanted all day by Los Angeles Police. Allegedly in the wee hours of the morning, him and an “unidentified” female (aka his girlfriend Rihanna) were in an altercation that left the female with visible bruises.

Reportedly, at 12:30 am police arrived on scene after a 911 call, the female named Chris Brown as her attacker. She claimed the two were arguing in the limo, and that the argument escalated into a physical altercation. However, Chris had already dipped when the police arrived.

Chris Brown and Rihanna were both at a Pre-Grammy party for music mogul Clive Davis (see pic above) shortly before the incident.

Chris was released from police custody after ponying up a $50,000 bail.

If this is true his career is dunzo!

Source

M.IA. was too cute tonight in her semi-see-through-polka-dotted-maternity-wear tonight performing “Swagger like us” with Jay-Z, Lil ‘Wayne, T.I.. Kanye West and her 9-month fetus.  The singer’s due data was actually tonight and luckily for her, there was no water-breaking on stage.

Source

So Nadya Suleman, the unemployed single mother who gave birth to octuplets last week and has no concern about her Vag loosing its elasticity appeared on T.V. last night in an interview with Ann Curry about why she had In-vitro Fertilization to have so many kids:

“That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family, and — I just longed for certain connections and attachments with another person that I — I really lacked, I believe, growing up.”

And on how she plans on financially taking care of all these kids:

“I know that I will be able to afford them when I am done with my schooling”

What?!??

See the interview here:

Guess she wasn’t too impressed with Beyonce’s role as her in the movie Cadillac Records.  Over the weekend while at a performance the legendary Etta James went on a rant about Beyonce singing her song at the 2009 Presidential Inauguration Ball.  Here is what she had to say:

“You guys know your president, right? You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain’t my president, he might be yours, he ain’t my president. You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song — she’s gonna get her ass whipped. The great Beyoncé … But I can’t stand Beyoncé. She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol’ president day … singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.”

Damn, guess no one asked her permission. Word is Beyonce has been pretty emotional about this.

Source

Lil’ Wayne sat down with Katie Couric for a Pre-Grammy interview (he is nominated for 13). Katie Couric, who admitted that she was a bit afraid (give me a break) of Lil’ Wayne until he called her “Ms. Katie” and she realized what a gentleman he was. The video definitely shows the side of Lil’ Wayne that a lot of people don’t see/get. Interesting interview, check it out:

and a big fat “UH HUH” @ him saying he only uses weed for medicinal purposes!