Plastic Pundit

The withered, melting, pale, fragile, feminine Michael Jackson was spotted in Vegas looking like this. I have no other words.

Will the real MJ please stand up?

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Aaaaaahh boooooy….this video…this video is too funny for words. I can’t decide if this is a music video or just a home video of people dancing. Please note how the guy’s hips jerk back and forth…he’s so into it…it’s almost like he’s saying ‘rock out with your cock out’….it’s hilarious.

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We posted a few weeks ago that there will be a transgender person on the upcoming season of America’s Next Top Model.  Here is a clip of an interview of her from the show:

 

According to Rihanna’s former business manager, Rihanna only has about $20,000 to her name.  Patricia Williams said she was fired when Rihanna discovered that her money had all but disappeared.  Williams says that it’s the fault of Rihanna’s manager, Marc Jordan, because he would use her money to finance tours and future projects but would not get the expected returns (due to lower album sales).

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Now, lets just say this was true, shouldn’t Rihanna have learned from other people’s experiences and always keep tabs on her money????

The focus of the pic below is not Paris Hilton, but it’s her man’s shirt…promoting upping your swallowing game….lol.

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What on God’s green earth was Solange Knowles thinking when she purchased AND made the conscious decision to wear these furry-ass shoes?  Heaven knows I rate Solange for not being a pre-packaged broad like her lame-o (albeit, successful) sister, but these shoes!!!! She may as wall put on a loin cloth, walk on all fours, and move to the Amazon.

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Anyways….she was apparently showing these off at her TRL appearance to promote her new video for ‘Sandcastle Disco’.  The video has the SAME feel as the one she put out just before this….yaaaaaaaaawn.

Chance of I Love New Yorkgave up the deets about poking New York (aka Tiffany Pollard) in an interview with King-Mag.com.  In addition to dissing Flavor Flav (he says: “I didn’t know a Gargoyle could produce a human so cute.”), he says about New York:

It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.

But then he implies that he wouldn’t mind doing her again:

Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down.

The rest of the interview will be in the November issue of KING.

Andre Romelle Young, Jr (20), the son of Dr. Dre, was found dead Saturday morning at his home in Cali.  The cause of death has not yet been determined as the family still await the results of a toxicology report.  Condolences to the family.

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The video below is for Heidi Montag’s new “song” (should you want to refer to it as music), Overdosin’.  I admit, I couldn’t make it past 55 seconds of listening…this b*tch sounds like a mosquito buzzing in my ear.

I guess if we talk about Obama so much, we should mention that “old white-haired dude” John McCain.  While making an appearance at a high school in Phoenix, McCain, in hopes to get fans other than those who wear orthopedic shoes, brought out reggaeton superstar, Daddy Yankee.

According to the Washington Post, McCain said, “I just want to say thank you Daddy Yankee,” he also referred to him as Ramon, since his given name is Ramon Ayala. McCain said Yankee has been married 15 years, had grown up poor in Puerto Rico and made “the right choice” in life.

Although McCain probably thinks that Daddy Yankee’s hit song, “Gasolina”, supports his platform on off-shore drilling, clearly it’s a song about sex, women, and cars, but of course, when reporters asked Daddy Yankee what the song was about, he replied, “it’s about energy independence”…..yea ok!

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Gotta love her. Her passion, her intelligence, her down-to-earth nature, her style. Here is an excerpt from Michelle Obama’s inspirational speech about her and his husband during the Democratic Convention last night:

“He was raised by grandparents who were working-class folks, just like my parents, and by a single mother who struggled to pay the bills, just like we did. And like my family, they scrimped and saved so that he could have opportunities they never had for themselves,” she said.

“And Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values. Like you work hard for what you want in life. That your word is your bond and you do what you say you’re going to do. That you treat people with dignity and respect, even if you don’t know them, and even if you don’t agree with them.”

And just in case for some insane reason you missed it:

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Didin’t Kanye just release a new video two weeks ago? Anyways, peep his new video below for “Good Morning”. This is Kanye’s second video in a row in which he doesn’t appear, is it for creativity purposes or because his body is not looking right? Either way still a cute vid.

According to KUSA-TV in Denver, Colorado, authotities may have caught three morons men with intentions to assasinate presidential candidate, Barack Obama. During a routine traffic stop the men were found with  rifles, high-powered scopes, ammo and meth.  Sources also say that, “Two of the men had tattoos and jewelry popular with white supremacists.”

Ignorance…brush ‘em off Barack!

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It’s not very hard to make fun of the mindless idiots on The Hills…and this video does a pretty good job.

LMAO at “as long as you cum outside my butt!”, Audrina’s lip/teeth, that lez Lo, and WTF at Lauren making $75,000 per episode?!?!

Diddy’s mini-JLO, Cassie, is back with her first single off of her second album, “Official Girl”. Sadly, her vocals fail to deliver and it’s pretty obvious that she and her management team thought that showing her non-existent booty and having Lil Wayne on the track would make the song big…it won’t. She’s a pretty girl though..but not really feeling this one.

Ex-rapper and Mariah Carey’s girl  bestfriend, Da Brat was sentenced to three years in prison for whacking a chick in the head with a champagne bottle and leaving the woman’s face permanently scarred. Wow, she’s a beast. I am pretty sure though that she’s not too pissed about being stuck behind bars with a few hundred women. 

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A while back, actor Terrence Howard mentioned that he wanted to dabble into the music industry….and he did. He recently released his first singe “Sanctuary”. Ya’ll already know how I feel about actors turned musicians and vice versa…He sounds ok, but to me, I can’t help but see this as part of a movie and that this is just a role that he is doing. 

Love this song!! Peep cameos from Gabrielle Union, Lauren London, Trey Songz, and Keri Kilson.